Show my Siomai -SiomaiGoodness!

Ladies and Gentleman!
I would like to present to you...
The most Favourite!
The most Buyable!
The most Comfort Food ever!
The most... ahmm?
the most..
okay-- let's get to the main course,,

The one and Only!

A Certified DeLiciotic FOOD!

SIOMAI

This is my most comforting food, aside from  ISAW  not just because it's easy to eat but the taste of siomai is very suiting.. not to mention the sauce... superLoved it!
I think i can eat 10-to-12 pieces of siomai... in one round.
I say One Round --because theres second and third or more rounds.. hahahha!

Lemme just tell you what happen when i was in Sampaloc,Manila--philippines of course.. I Was like walking around, and oh-yeah i'm going to the mall SmSanLazaro now i remember the whole thing, ahmmm i was actually not in the mood to write today but ahmmm,, i just wanna share this.. Funny expressions of those people eating siomai at the street

There's a girl a teenage one says SiomaiGod! which is Oh-my-God!

I edited some celebrity photos, just to show the faces of those funny people eating siomai that i'm telling you.

--the other guy there says SiomaiCheezzzy! which is Sobrang-Cheezy!

Then there's one kid dropping her line SiomaiFu***, you know these people are the people on the street, i mean they were like the poor people living there... i'm so sorry if i use that term but.. yes, they are.

And there's hot chick says SiomaiMore which is Show-Me-More.

Whew! sometimes simple people are really funny, they do make things very easy.
You cant just imagine how they were so happy and enjoying those Siomai that they're eating.

One thing is for sure! they defenately love Siomai

Well here's how to do your own Siomai at your own home.
All you need is to mix all the ingredients in a bowl.. what are those?

Ground Pork or Beef

Vegetable oiL

GarLic, Onion, Carrot, Scallions minced

Raw Egg, SoySauce, Some Salt and Sugar plus Black pepper

Mixed all the ingredients and put it on a Won Ton Wrapper...then cook it via Steamer.
Very Easy huh! w8! the sauce? --Fry some garlic then mix some red chili on soysauce plus the calamansi and don't ya forget the sesame oil!

There ya have it! as Easy as you can get!

W8! Lemme add up some Siomai Expressions to wrap up ---

SiomaiGoodness!

DogLover Eats Asocena by Accident

W8! Lemme Talk! I'm not so sure about posting this but, ahmm i'll take the risk. Just to make Sure that i didn't break any Law, I'll say yes! to campaign PAWS! And say NO! to ASOCENA Here we go! As a Dog Lover of course! you must have a Dog, and Lemme share you mines.

There was Me And

PAMU

under that tree... But it's not all about Being there... under the tree.. --It's all about how i love Pamu and being a dog lover. I think most of us are DogLovers, and as we all know

Dogs are Mans BestFriend

And! we're all CatLOvers too... but we're not talking about cats here so... move on--- Okay, Lets Focus on Dogs and Being a DogLover, I'm A DogLOver! i think i said this million times now.. --skip. Way-Wayback but not so far Back, When i was on vacation at my aunt Beth house, There was a time that she actually served something not new to my eyes which is

ground meat

for Lunch.

For all i know i was eating

Ground Pork

I was actually eating while watching a noon time show which is "EatBulaga" PhilippineTV and i'm not even looking on what i'm eating, that my eyes was hooked up on TV. .. i was watching the "ARING-KING-KING dance contest that time btw. And then!! She!! My Aunt Beth!! ask me something on that specific moment, after i'm done with that GroundPork --more specific after i drink 2 glasses of cold water-- more? --after all that!! yes! all that!! She!! My Aunt Beth!! says

So, you like it?

I replied

Yes! it was good.

She!! My Aunt Beth!! says

It was Asocena, Dog Meat.

At first didn't believe her! But when she looks at me again-- thats when the

FACT

sync's in to my head and shockingly said

NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Whew! It was a NightMare for me. But then again,
Yes! it taste good... I can say that it was a Certified DeLiciotic..but ahmm.. it's still a dog meat.
This Filipino dish called

Asocena

is usually consumed as snacks or food served while drinking Alcoholic Beverages - Beers. According to Republic Act No. 8485 in the Philippines--- The killing of dogs as a livestock animal has been banned in the Philippines since 1998,,Say no more to Asocena. ...well i eat asocena back in the year 1996 so... not cover.

All iN ALL even if this kind of Dish Taste good And DeLiciotic, Let's just say No! of eating Dog Meat not just because i'm a dog Lover, but because they're one of the most lovable EarthLing's and not created to be --just a food.

I Love Pamu

From Frog with Love -The Fried Frog.

What if you’re a Princess and your Prince is a Frog

Then there was me…… Eating your Prince. Hah-whaaaat?
From Frog with Love -This is the Fried Frog Story. Say no More to Once Upon a time… Let’s make it this way-Dish way– okay, My way. Not all women are Princess, And not all Frogs are Prince…

Oh-yes.. Kermit is a Frog and he’s not a Prince… He’s a Muppet. He wants to be a Prince though,,He really believes that Fairy tale could happen in real life.
In fact, He even tried -kissing Lady GaGa, just to cast off the witch spell on him.

But Lady GaGa looks like a witch and not a Princess… though GaGa Loves Frog,,She loves Kermit. She proves that she is a huge fan of Kermit, that she even costumize herself as Kermit.

OOH! GaGa loves Frog, me too. I love Frogs too! I love Kermit, yeah I do, I love to Eat Kermit too.

Nah! Children,, Dont Be So Shocked!
Because Frog, actually taste good, It taste like Chicken! and not digusting like BALUT
A CertifiedDeLiciotic Food
Well, i love Fried Frogs and its easy to cook because all you gotta do is to fry. Yeah, All ya need is
-a farm or cultured frogs
-cooking oil and then deep fry until golden brown.
But here’s a thing though.. you have to marinade the frogs before frying.
Marinade it to a bowl with vinegar and mashed garlic or much better with SPRITE.
It’s best to marinate for 1-2 hours in the refrigerator.
It’ll get soggy and soft if you let it soak in the marinade for a long time.
You’ll for sure felt in love with the Fried Frog.

Have you seen Kermit? I Haven’t seen him in a while …. hahahah.

i Saw an ISAW and its DeLiciotic!

Once upon a time there was a,, ahmm…
Okay, not again…

ISAW
oH-yeah isaw!
Obviously its a StreetFood in the Philippines.

oooh! I Love Philippines!
Street Food is more fun in the Philippines! oh-yes i just wanna say that.
ISAW! It could be grilled Chicken intestine or grilled Pork intestine.. which happens to be an animal meat organ barbecued.
oooh! carnivores…. hahah!

iF you haven’t try this Deliciotic Food, well.. .ASk me!

Because i Loved it! Certified Deliciotic! And Guess What? Here’s A tip!

ISAW and not only FRIED FROG is a strange food that you will find on street stalls, i think everywhere in the philippines,
But!!
iF you want to be satisfied with the taste of ISAW well, you gotta be on the street while eating it, yeah while everyone stares and watching how will you eat and swallow it,, nah i’m not that bastard, i’m just telling the right way,the truth about it, base on what my experience is.
You gotta eat it on street not just because it was tag as a street food, but theres a thing though that cannot be explained while eating this type of food on street, rather than eating it safe on your own house.

Actually, a friend of mine which is Gleasser, i forgot his surname, maybe if he read this he’ll probably kill me…hahah He’s my past co-crew on  a fastfood chain, we’ve worked on a Well known “PearlShake Drink Company”  and he’s a Marketing student that time. He was the person who showed and told me the ways on how to eat this “Isaw” . He has this own preparations and ways on how to it Isaw.

The most wierdest thing? Well, heres how he do it! THE GLEASSER WAY! dont worry it was just two!

#1 Gleasser in front of our store, walking outside then he’s gonna buy 1stick of ISAW –product by Jonel, the vendor which is our friend too. He’s gonna dip that to the prepared sauce  ”mix vinegar-soysauce-chili-pepper”  and guess what?  he’s gonna eat that while walking and staring at all people pass by. If you could only imagine the way how he eat that isaw… he was like flirting with every people walking there ..hahah

#2 Gleasser inside our store with me. He’s gonna buy 6-to-10 sticks of Isaw , then he’ll put it on a plate minus the stick, it looks like spaghetti actually –then he’s gonna pour the sauce like toppings. He’s a rice eater, You know he can eat 3plates of rice partnered with Isaw.

So, there i suggest eat Isaw on the street. You know, the pleasure of something is connected also to the placing— i say placing, because its the same thing as putting something where it belongs to.

—–if you still wondering, Well for me its the satisfaction that i get.
its the same thing as smoking on public, if i well -pointed out!
Healthy tips? Benifits or what so ever.. nah.. you can google that. …im not a doctor, i’m a blogger. ^____^

Disgusting But Deliciotic! name it “BaLut”

 W8! Lemme Talk!
Lemme do the talking, while you- feed your mind with Deliciotic Food !

OKAY, its not Gonna be your the usuall wiki or google nor binging tellaton about “BaLut ”                                      Why? Becoz,, this is @dannydanilo and im giving you

–Dish Side/This side of  storiatic tellar.

Who comes first? Chicken Or Egg? … How about this one …Duck or Egg?

..EpicFaiL
…nah NeverMind!

Once upon a time there was a Mom and Child, Oh-yes, I’m actually going to tell a story!
Take this seriously!
Okay, When i was Little, i mean When i was young.. how young? ahmm Six years old? five? ..okay Six.
When i was six years old my Mother, yes! my Mom, was actually a vendor that time and she used to sell street foods, other street foods,
actually varieties of food and i was helping her that time… and one of the most memorable moments there is that,
when she had her so-called break and she go to a dark place, which i wonder why?
For some reasons i felt mad at her because i know that shes hiding something, and i know that she’s eating something that she doesn’t want to share with me, so when she came back i was like crying… oh-dear i’m such a baby that time…
She ask me ”WHAT HAPPEN? WHY ARE YOU CRYING? i said “I HATE YOU! YOU KNOW I’M HUNGRY!”
Well, i almost thinking to eat my dog make it ASOCENA

My Moms reaction? Oh-my-God! She smile but there’s something wrong with that smile that it feels like she’s upto something.
AND! yes! She actually gave me the “MAGIC EGG” she said take this and eat this ‘MAGIC EGG” and so i did.
BUT! You wont believe this! I go somewhere else to eat that “Magic Egg” , i’m kinda happy that time,plus i’m hungry, so i sitdown and crack the egg. At first, it was okay, i saw the yellow thing and taste it. It taste good!
BUT! the moment i saw this black feathers? ..YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS! I… I SCREAMED!
i run to my mom and tell her “THERE WAS A RAT! THERE WAS A RAT ON THAT EGG!” i was like crying, while my mother was actually laughing at me.

Then she told me that she always eat Balut in dark areas or places without light, so she cannot see how it looks like while eating that disgusting food., called “BALUT”.

oh-boy! the end of the story. I know! it was embarrassing, but great experience though. They say you are not Filipino if you don’t eat Balut.

Well I’m a Filipino but Honestly! i dont eat Balut, that was the first and the last time i eat Balut ..Yes! IN-ALL-HONESTY.
I dont Like it! Because that Balut or Boiled Pre-hatched Eggs was so Disgusting, But! Yes It was so Delicious! a Certified Deliciotic Food!
And It is a common and everyday food in some countries such as Philippines of Course, –Cambodia and Vietnam too.
It is a fertilized duck or chicken egg with a nearly developed embryo inside, boiled and eaten in its shells.
As what people say, “Balut” is rich in protein, hearty snack and believed to be an aphrodisiac. This chicken egg can be bought usually from balut vendors who roam around the city at night. Its the vendors that you hear shouting the word balut in the middle of the night.

You can Actually find more of Balut stories, just by Googlin it out.